notasenator:

lizawithazed:

softowl:

No buckets. Please. For everyone’s sake.

Oh god, that never even crossed my mind, but some folks would, wouldn’t they?

Last year somebody brought one and asked Andrew to pour out a bottle of water into it.

Oh hey, that was the fool we ejected from our RP group. Yeah, internet. I knew that guy. Don’t be like him.

byzantienne:

the author is not only dead

the author is staked outside the city as a warning to other authors

the stake is made of meta

in the afterlife everyone gets to marry their characters

I fucking love Homestuck.

Yep. It’s glorious. Also then your characters freak out and don’t want to marry you, and the fandom assumes that one character proposing to another is the author proposing to his ladyfriend.

(via cephiedvariable)

turntechcherrysprite:

Because for some reason I flake out every time I do one.

Do you guys love scalemates.

OF COURSE YOU DO.

Do you want one of your own.

Yes. You do.

Well.

Recently I found a pattern for scalemate plushies and I feel like doing something fun.

I’m giving away three scalemate plushies to three…

This is really charitable of you! I get why the scalemate plan was taken out of common circulation, but it warms my heart to see Homestucks and fans making things and giving them away.

(via cherry-burlesque)

amperehope:

Rhaeme’s Homestuck Merch Giveaway!

Since I hit my follower goal last night when I came home from platelets right on the dot, I figured it would be a nice time to start this thing up! I am willing to spend up to 40 dollars from the various Homestuck merchandise websites, and mail it off to you!

A few rules on the giveaway:

• One like and one reblog if you are not following me.
• One like and up to five daily reblogs if you are. Please don’t spam people’s dashboards.
• You don’t have to follow me, but it would be nice if you do?
• I’m making this giveaway last two weeks, so it ends on April 4th, 2012.
• I will ship internationally.

So… there you go! And may I say, thank you all for following me! O:

I feel unclean, but I do like merch. Oh capitalism, how you’ve corrupted us all.

(via mallowninja)

steamlord313:

michaelfirman:

Since Brian mentioned this is one of his favourite pieces, I thought I’d slap some colours on this old linework.  I wonder how obnoxious my colour palettes can get before they start pissing people off!

It’s a lineup of MSPA forum admins, but minus the excellent Rincebrain for reasons of post-drawing laziness. Left to right: Ryan North, Tynic, Byrobot, Andrew Hussie, Betelgeuse, NaS, and me.

GOOD

Maaan, Tynic and Betel and Brian are such badasses. So are the rest of the admin staff.

operamatic:

roachpatrol:

cafemusain:

I’ll No More Go A-Roaming (Feferi’s song from Lost Teeth Like White Jewels of the Hemostuck universe)

Credit for the text goes to Roachpatrol and urbanAnchorite! Played on the glamorous 3-stringed ukulele. Apologies for the eyesore camerawork (it flashes red and yellow); idk what my webcam was doing. Music credit to me, Cafemusain/Micaela.

(In addition, I didn’t realize that tumblr user Operamatic was also doing this until I checked the Hemostuck tumblr for the link, and I look forward to hearing her version as well!)

Also uh you should all go read Hemostuck because it’s excellent and beautiful

YOU GUYS THIS SHIT IS SO CASH.

oh man this is an excellent rendition!  Props on the three stringed ukulele too, it sounds perfect!  I love the melody too, its so catchy!

Reblogging like a Tumblr fool because Hemostuck is so pimpin’ good, it gets derivative fanworks of its own like so.

carbunculus:

…Is that alien porn?

I haven’t had a chance to study troll biology at all. Oh my god, this is the perfect opportunity to learn how their reproductive systems work.

I’m going to study the shit out of that book.

And then I’m going to fuck the SHIT out of Kanaya.

blackoutballad:

in all her drunken antics sometimes i forget roxy has fistkind and gunkind

that screams badass

I’d never noticed how much her laser gun resembles Ahab’s Crosshairs. Damn but I am a sucker for a little bit of blood and scratches to make a badass lady.

(via confectioneryaficionado)

notasenator:

lexxerduglas:

sarahfu:

mrkibbles:

napalmarts:

phemiec:

This is a song about a whale. NO. This is a song about being Eridan.

An Eridan Ampora fansong. I recorded this with a sore throat so maybe i’m nuts for posting it, but I sorta liked the outcome even if it isn’t perfect. :)

~

I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip 
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit 
she said “grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!”

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules 
but when have angels ever helped me yet? 
and magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares 
but then I guess I bored them both to death 
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces 
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive 
but rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried 
and I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills 
And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will!

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked 
I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I’m planning on reclaiming what he took…

So what? do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story 
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship 
I am a prince and I live in a ship

~

cod damn

NEEDS MORE NOTES

JUST WOW

I feel like I need to pay phemiec just for the privilege of listening to this

Eridan is still a massive tool, but this is a very awesome song and totally worth a listen or ten.

This is a really beautiful way of looking at why Eridan is one of the best characters.

Golden as the rings on his fingers. He may not be my favorite character, but he’s a damn good one.

turntechgoddamnit:

exaltedhaze:

courageismypenis:

• Egderp
• Tavbro

Also.

• Baby Dave clinging to things
• Fuckass
• PBandJ
• Homestuck fans who feel entitled to things.
• UHO

Why are gog and jegus not on this list

……this kind of smacks to me of people feeling entitled to feel superior to other’s fandom actions.

While I”ll agree that the way character interpretations get headcanon/fanoni-ized are kind of problematic, I remember back when shipping Tavros and Gamzee was a cool thing not an awful one.

I have no idea what UHO is and the person I know won’t tell me.

And fuck y’all, Baby Dave clinging to things is an awesome meme.

(via unintentionallyscaryname)